Our wedding day
Intro
‘Pure Imagination’
by Gene Wilder
Ladies and gentlemen.
Boys and girls.
The chocolate room.
Hold your breath, make a wish, count to three.
Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of pure imagination.
Take a look, and you’ll see, into your imagination.
We’ll begin with a spin, travelling in the world of my creation.
What we’ll see will defy, explanation.
If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
Anything you want to, do it.
Want to change the world?
There’s nothing to it.
There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination.
Living there you’ll be free, if you truly wish to be.
If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
Anything you want to, do it.
Want to change the world?
There’s nothing to it.
There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination.
Living there you’ll be free, if you truly wish to be.
Reading 01:
‘I wanna be yours’
by Gary Cooper Clarke
I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots
I wanna be yours
I wanna be your raincoat
for those frequent rainy days
I wanna be your dreamboat
when you want to sail away
Let me be your teddy bear
take me with you anywhere
I don’t care
I wanna be yours
I wanna be your electric meter
I will not run out
I wanna be the electric heater
you’ll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion
hold your hair in deep devotion
Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
that’s how deep is my devotion
Reading 02:
‘I believe in bugs’
by Bettina Cutler
I believe in bugs
I truly believe in bugs
If you come round to my restaurant at half past four
You can see the little buggies walking round on the floor
Singing
I believe in bugs
I truly believe in bugs
See their happy faces as they swagger along
Shaking at their tonsils as they belt out their song
Singing
I believe in bugs
I truly believe in bugs
When you squat down at the seaside for a snack on the beach
You can hear the buggies chortle as they jump out of reach
I believe in bugs
I truly believe in bugs
Lying in the silken ground one day
I shall sense the buggies wriggle as they eat me away
Singing
I believe in bugs
I truly believe in bugs
I truly believe in bugs
Haste Yee Back (to Blairgowrie)
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Reading 03:
‘For now’
by Tracey Emin
Hurry, but do not hurry me,
Push, but do not push me,
Hold, but do not crush me,
Love, but do not change me.
Let us stay the way we are.
Devour, but do not consume me,
Thrill, but do not frighten me,
Excite, but do not scare me,
Teach, but do not change me.
Let us learn from the way we are.
Kiss, but do not smother me,
Embrace, but do not touch me,
Adore, but do not suffocate me,
Love, let me love you,
just the way you are.
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